October 25, 2007 • 10:03 pm 0
A Lady walked into a police station, upset and weary, sobbing……
Policeman : What happened lady?
Lady : My husband went to the market to get cabbage for the curry yesterday and has not returned.
The policeman was a bit surprised. He scratched his head and said.
“So what lady. Why don’t you cook some other vegetable?”
Filed under: Police Station jokes
October 21, 2007 • 1:42 am 1
A sardar was admitted to the hospital as he injured his left hand in a mill wheel. His hand had to be amputated and people visitng him were sorry for him.
The nurse saw him and empathized and said, “Sardarji, I think you are lucky. God saved your natural hand, I mean your right hand.”
Sardarji was surprised.
There were a lot of relatives who visited him the whole day and all of them kept saying the same thing. Sardarji was annoyed.
When the last relative said the same thing, sardarji burst out.
“What is it that you guys are saying god saved my natural hand. It is not god but myself who saved my natural hand.” The relative was surprised. “How did you do that”.
The sardarji replied,”Actually it was my right hand that went into the machine. I very boldly pulled it out and fed my left hand into it as a replacement”.
Filed under: Sardarji Jokes , humor, jokes, sardar, sardar jokes, Sardarji Jokes
October 19, 2007 • 4:08 am 3
Jokes are a part of life. There are numerous instances in real life which makes you laugh and rejuvenate yourself, prepare yourself for the challenges in life.
Now you too can post a joke in my blog “living a joke”. All that is required is an account in WordPress. Just post a comment in any of my posts along with your email address and I would add you name to the contributors.
Start sharing jokes that you come across, so that we can bering fun into a few more lives.
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October 12, 2007 • 1:59 am 1
PRINCESS DIANA : When you rearrange the letters: END IS A CAR SPIN
MONICA LEWINSKY: When you rearrange the letters: NICE SILKY WOMAN
DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM
ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER
DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE
A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER
Filed under: Other jokes , , jokes, Jokes in words, scrabble jokes
• 12:45 am 0
A newlywed girl was being welcomed at the husband’s home in a traditional manner.
She was asked to give a little speech. She addressed as follows:
“My dear family members, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family”, she said. “I would not want to create any inconvenience with my presence. I mean that I don’t want you all to change your way of life, your routine.”
“What do you mean my child?” asked the Head of the family.
“What I mean Dad is:
Those who used to wash dishes must carry on washing them.
Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.
Those who cooked shouldn’t stop on my account.
Those who used to clean should clean.
As for me, I am here just to entertain your son!”
Filed under: Jokes at home , , jokes, Jokes at home, newly wed jokes
October 10, 2007 • 11:47 pm 0
One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night And Didn’t Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day. In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test. So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they will be ready by that time.
On the third day they appeared before the Dean.
The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test.
They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.
The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.
Q.1. Your Name…………………….( 2 MARKS )
Q.2. Which tyre burst ?……………( 98 MARKS )
a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right …..!!!
Filed under: College jokes , college, College jokes, humor, jokes
October 6, 2007 • 10:44 pm 0
The sardarji next door had a very obedient servant. Often he is seen doing weird things that his boss asks him to do.
It was raining cats and dogs that day. I was standing at my verandah (balcony) enjoying the rain. I suddenly heard the next door sardarji yelling.
Sardar: Ramu, where are you?
Servant : Coming, saab
The servant came running to the sardar who was standing in his balcony.
Sardar:Ramu, it is 10:00 AM, Go and water the plants.
Servant: (with a stunned look on his face) But saab it is raining heavily.
Sardar: You idiot. Do I have to tell you what to do and how to do things everytime. Take an umbrella and go and water the plants.
hahahahahaha
Filed under: Sardarji Jokes , jokes, sardar, sardar jokes, sardarji
October 4, 2007 • 1:32 am 1
An ATM is considered as a very complicated machine in rural India. There are lot of funny incidents that happen around the ATM. At time when you find sardarjis using an ATM you would feel that this is one of the most complicated machines ever to be made and would wonder as to what is it that would be simple and easy for him.
I was once standing in line at an ATM and there were 2 sardarjis standing in front of me. I could figure out that they were friends from the way they were chatting. But each of them would hide their ATM cards from each other as if that was the most precious thing in life.
This ATM has 2 machines inside and it could accomodate 2 people. I saw both these friends get into the cubicle together. Suddenly they were serious and there was dead silence.
1st Sardar inserted his card into the machine and the 2nd one peeped at him. The moment he entered his pin number, the 2nd sardar screamed with joy and started shouting.
2nd Sardar: I saw it, I saw it. i saw your pin number.
The 1st sardar was stunned. His face went pale and he was loss of breathes.
2nd Sardar: Your pin number is ****
The 1st sardar burst laughing. He said, “Wrong, wrong. You have got it wrong”.
1st Sardar: My pin number is not ****. It is 1278.
Filed under: Sardarji Jokes , funny jokes., jokes, sardar jokes
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