This was the wish of a Sardar,
“When I die, I want to die like my Grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep and not, screaming like all d passengers in d car he was Driving.. “
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December 27, 2007 • 11:41 pm 0
Bathing
A friend came to meet a sardarji,
He knocked at the door, and was surprised to see the Sardarji open the door tsark naked.
“Come on friend, aren’t you ashamed. Why don’t you wear something”, said the friend.
The sardarji ran back into the bathroom and came back wearing his slippers.
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• 12:17 am 0
Troubleshooting the ignorant way
A plain computer illiterate guy rings tech support to report that his computer is faulty.
Tech: What’s the problem?
User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.
Tech: (keep quite)
Tech: You’ll need a ne! w power supply.
User: No, I don’t! I just need to change the startup files.
Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You’ll need to replace it.
User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup and it will fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the command.
10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that he is right. The tech is frustrated and fed up.
Tech support::(hush hush)
Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don’t normally tell our customers this, but there is an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem.
User: I knew it!
Tech : Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM at the end of the CONFIG.SYS. Let me know how it goes.
10 minutes later.
User : It didn’t work. The power supply is still smoking.
Tech : Well, what version of DOS are you using?
User : MS-DOS 6.22.
Tech : That’s your problem there. That version of DOS didn’t come with NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you the file. Let me know how it goes.
1 hour later.
User : I need a new power supply.
Tech support : Ho! w did yo u come to that conclusion?
Tech support : (hush hush)
User : Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what you said, and he started asking questions about the make of power supply.
Tech: Then what did he say?
User: He told me that my power supply isn’t compatible with NOSMOKE.
Filed under: Office jokes , BPO jokes, technology joke
December 25, 2007 • 7:06 pm 0
A tech savy Customer
This is an excerpt of the conversation between a tech support guy and a customer.
Tech Support : “I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.”
Customer : “Ok.”
Tech Support : “Did you get a pop-up menu?”
Customer : “No.”
Tech Support : “Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”
Customer : “No.”
Tech Support : “Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?”
Customer : “Sure, you told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote ‘click’.”
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December 13, 2007 • 6:05 pm 0
A Birthday message
A man wants to celebrate his wife’s Birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake.
The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.
Well he thinks for a while and says:
Let’s put, “you are not getting older you are getting better”.
The salesman asks, “How do you want me to put it?”
The man says, Well put “You are not getting older”, at the top and “! You are getting better” at the bottom.
The real fun didn’t start until the cake was opened the entire party watched the message decorated on the cake:
“You are not getting older at the top, you are getting better at the bottom”.
Filed under: Party jokes , humor, Party jokes
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