Where is the head????
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January 30, 2008 • 10:50 pm 0
What a fire????
A picture clicked at the right moment.
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January 28, 2008 • 7:47 pm 2
A Crash Victim
Wonder what she is doing near the crash!!!!!
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January 25, 2008 • 4:14 pm 1
Revenge at its best!!
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January 23, 2008 • 11:06 pm 0
The legacy
A young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant.
Scared, She confides this ‘ news’ to her mother.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, “Who was the pig that did this to you?
I want to know!” The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the Girl, and tells them: “Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can’t marry her because of my personal family situation, but I’ll take responsibility.
“If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account.”
“If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, If there is a miscarriage or unsucessful delivery , what do you suggest I do?”
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man’s shoulder and tells him, “You can try again!……………”
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January 21, 2008 • 7:55 pm 0
If gas was no more available
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January 19, 2008 • 10:25 pm 1
If Oil Prices increased!!!
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January 6, 2008 • 7:55 am 0
Happily married
Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known “happy going marriage”.
Editor: “Sir. It’s amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?
Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: “We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage. Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses.
My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one.
On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse’s back and said “This is your first time”. She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she again kept calm and said “This is your second time” and continued. When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead !!
I shouted at my wife: “What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?” .
She gave a silent look and said: “This is your first time!!!”.”
Husband:”That’s it. We are happily married ever after. “
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