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Recruitment Outsourcing

Blogging has helped me in many ways. I was an absolute illiterate when it came to the internet and its resources about a couple of years back. But today I have learnt a lot. I learnt everything about the internet, websites, designing them, making money out of them and living them. My blog – Live a joke, was just a medium for having fun. But as I blogged I learnt from my blogger friends that they use blogs for lot other things and many a time they even get their jobs outsourced. That made me wonder at the power of blogging.

It is not just jobs that are being outsourced but there are people who are outsourcing their recruitments even. One of my blogger friend who owns a small company now, was the one who made me aware about this. His entire office recruitment activity was outsourced. That is where I got to learn about ”Tate”. These people were experts in office recruitment.

For people who are setting up their offices and do not want to get into the hassles of recruitments, ‘Tate’ is the best solution. My friend had initially put in some work into recruitment. When he couldn’t get a receptionist he was fed up and decided to get in touch with ‘Tate’. They knew the exact requirements for receptionist jobs. Before my friend could realize his probelm was solved. Then why would he look for somebody else to get a personal assistant, when he knew that Tate could take care of PA jobs  as well. Their services in all recruitment needs pertaining to office jobs are excellent and my friend had an excellent feedback for them. This is where blogging helps our blogger community. We would never get to know of these excellent services, had we not been into blogging.

In the meantime, read my jokes and live it.

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I did not do it!!!!

Don\'t look at me like that. I did not do it.

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Never lie to your wife

- A man called home to his wife and said, “Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
We’ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I’ve been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we’re Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up” “Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas.”
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.
The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
He said, “Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn’t you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?”
The wife replied, “I did. They’re in your fishing box…..”

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I painted him black and blue

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The Motherly feeling

Colin came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as
he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.
He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he found
a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing
white robe.

“Who the hell are you?” Demanded Colin, “and what are you doing in my
bedroom?”.

The mysterious Man answered, “This isn’t your bedroom and I’m St
Peter”.

Colin was stunned “You mean I’m dead!!! That can’t be, I have so much
to live for, I haven’t said goodbye to my family….you’ve got to send
me back straight away”.

St Peter replied “Yes, you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We
can only send you back as a dog or a hen.”

Colin was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his
house, he asked to be sent back as a hen. A flash of light later he was
covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground.

“This ain’t so bad” he thought until he felt this strange feeling
welling up inside him.

The farmyard rooster strolled over and said, “So you’re the new hen,
How are you enjoying your first day here?”
“It’s
not so bad” replies Colin, “but I have this strange feeling
Inside like I’m about to explode”.

“You’re ovulating” explained the rooster, “don’t tell me you’ve never
laid an egg before”. “Never” replies Colin “Well just relax and let it
happen”

And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops
out from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and
his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the
first time. When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was
overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best
thing that ever happened to him…ever!!!

The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he
felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife
shouting -

“Colin, wake up you drunken idiot, you’re sh*tting in the bed”

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Balance in life

A good wife can bring balance to you life.

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