The WC Confusion

In the days when you couldn’t count on a public toilet facility, an English woman was planning a trip to India. She was registered to stay in a small guest house owned by the local schoolmaster. She was concerned as to whether the guest house contained a WC. In England, a bathroom is commonly called a WC which stands for “Water Closet”. She wrote to the schoolmaster inquiring of the facilities about the WC.

The school master, not fluent in English, asked the local priest if he knew the meaning of WC. Together they pondered possible meanings of the letters and concluded that the lady wanted to know if there was a “Wayside Chapel” near the house . . . a bathroom never entered their minds.

So the schoolmaster wrote the following reply:

Dear Madam,

I take great pleasure in informing you that the WC is located 9 miles from the house. It is located in the middle of a grove of pine trees, surrounded by lovely grounds. It is capable of holding 229 people and is open on Sundays and Thursdays. As there are many people expected in the summer months, I suggest you arrive early. There is, however, plenty of standing room. This is an unfortunate situation especially if you are in the habit of going regularly.

It may be of some interest to you that my daughter was married in the WC as it was there that she met her husband. It was a wonderful event. There were 10 people in every seat. It was wonderful to see the expressions on their faces. We can take photos in different angle. My wife, sadly, has been ill and unable to go recently. It has been almost a year since she went last, which pains her greatly.

You will be pleased to know that many people bring their lunch and make a day of it. Others prefer to wait till the last minute and arrive just in time. I would recommend your ladyship plan to go on a Thursday as there is an organ accompaniment. The acoustics are excellent and even the most delicate sounds can be heard everywhere.

The newest addition is a bell which rings every time a person enters. We are holding a bazaar to provide plush seats for all since many feel it is long needed. I look forward to escorting you there myself and seating you in a place where you can be seen by all.

With deepest regards,
The Schoolmaster.

The woman fainted reading the reply…….. !!!!

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The Story of Addiction

It is not uncommon for us to ridicule addicts. I have often been requesting my friends to send me jokes and funny pictures of alcoholics and other addicts. If you are a non-drinker and have a company which is full of drinkers, then you get to enjoy the most in a drinking party. Observing the behaviors of my friends after they have drunk is what I enjoy which I am in such a party. Often these behaviors become the reason for my jokes.

Having said all this the flip side of this – the horror attached with this addictions cannot be contained in it. We seldom realize it because we do not come across such stories very often. I was shocked recently when one of my friend’s relative died due to an alcohol addiction and I wondered how one can get addicted to it.

Treating an addict is not impossible though it could be difficult. With so many good alcohol rehabilitation centers around, the only difficult task is to identify which is the best. After that you can rest assured that they will take care off the rest.

These centers have excellent drug rehab program as well that cures drug addictions like magic. Addiction to banned and prohibited drugs is even more fatal than alcoholism. The reason for this is because the body has been subjected to constant use of a substance that it shouldn’t have been. Hence the body has to be freed of its dependency on these drugs, which is done by the Drug Detox program that is followed by these centers.

Everything is possible, if you are positive and have the will power to go for it. Let me tell you a joke on positivity.

Once the wife of an alcoholic came to a church and met the priest. She said, “Father, my husband is dying of alcoholism. He is not realizing it. The doctors have advised him not to drink but he doesn’t care. Would you please speak to him?”

The father agreed.

The next day, The man came to meet the priest. The priest took out a glass of alcohol and a packet of live worms. He dropped the live worms into the galss and the worms died instantly and then smiled at the man as if proving a point. He asked the man, “What did you learn, my son?”.

The man replied, “I have understood father?”. The priest was happy. He said, “That is good son. Now what did you understand?”.

The man said, “I understood that drinking alcohol, kills all worms and germs in my stomach like it did in this glass. So I should not quit drinking?”

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The Weight Loss Resolution

The New Year resolution for a lot of people is to loose weight. I too, was a part of this club for an year but sometime in January, I quit the resolution. I am sure a lot of you too would have done it.

One of the best jokes, you would have heard quite often is based on obese people. They become a reason for us to smile for a few minutes but the agony that they go through cannot be understood by none amongst the ones laughing at them. Weight loss is not just a new year resolution for them, it is a goal of life.

I have seen many who are on a weight loss plan, being dependent on diet pills. These diet pills could be harmful if you do not procure it through a safe prescription. In addition to using these diet pills one also needs to take care of quite a few things, which only a certfied prescriber can let your now. The most commpnly used of these are Acomplia and Reductil. These are prescription medicines and one has to be careful before using them because it is not meant for anybody and everybody. While Accomplia targets the endocannabinoid system which is responsible for regulating energy consumption and expenditure, Reductil acts on certain neurotransmitters.

It is said that it is difficult to make people laugh, but it is even difficult to be a reason for people to laugh. But one needs to be cautious that you do not become the laughing stock.

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