Shooting competition at Olympics
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September 29, 2008 • 8:13 am 0
Competitive advertisement
Competitive Advertisements
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September 28, 2008 • 6:53 am 1
English at its best
Spoken english produces very funny jokes, especially when an Indian with little knowledge of english delivers it. All indian languages are spoken the way it is written. So the attempt by a person who knows no english is to translate the exact words as it is spoken in the Indian language, into English and this creates humor.
A few such instances -
Once the Principal was very annoyed at a few boys who were seen bird-watching at the front of the girls hostel. When these guys cam back to the college, the Principal said, “No work you guys have. I saw u all yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette…?“
My Class teacher wanted to warn the class about the Principal who was on his regular rounds of the colleges and said, “shhh… quiet… the principal is revolving around college“.
The most funniest was when a few monkeys found refuge on the trees around the school. The entire class was busy looking out of the window at these monkeys. The Class teacher, annoyed at this said, “Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am in the class?“
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September 27, 2008 • 6:43 pm 0
After Retirement
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The Radio days
This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a U.S. naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.
Americans: “Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.”
Canadians: “Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.”
Americans: “This is the Captain of a U.S. Navy ship. I say again, divert your course.”
Canadians: “No. I say again, you divert your course.”
Americans: “This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States’ Atlantic Fleet! We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels! I demand that you change your course 15 degrees North, that’s one-five degrees North, or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship!”
Canadians: “This is a lighthouse. Your call.”
The radio was not just a navigation tool. It was the sole medium of entertainment til about a few decades ago. Who knew that the goold old radio would one day be over-shadowed by the ipods and mp3 players. Those were the days of the radio. I still remember the days when there were a huge gathering of people in all nearby tea-stalls, their ears fixed on the ardio for the latest news.
It was when everybody thought that the radio would be dead and buried that it took a new avatar. All of a sudden the lost interest in the radio was back and I often see quite a few cars-owners at traffic intersections still glued to their radio to listen to the latest news at their local radio stations. The radio grew much ahead of the medium-waves and the short-waves, to the FMs and now to the HD radios.
Digital quality is what I sought when I decided to go for a DTH service for my television. And so is the case when I decided I would upgrade my radio to an HD radio. Features like hooking-up my ipod to the Polk iSonic ES2 are just a few of the advancements that makes HD radio a sought after choice. What’s more, I can even connect it to my television to watch video content stored in my ipod. I was surprised when I learnt about the iPod Tagging feature in one of these radios, which could help me tag a song I liked on the radio and add it to my ipod, so that I can buy it later. So who says, Radio is old? Radio can never be old but can only get better with age.
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September 19, 2008 • 9:48 am 1
Food Shortage
The UN conducted a worldwide survey. The only question asked was, “Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?”
The survey was a huge failure.
In Africa, they didn’t know what ‘food’ meant. In India, they didn’t know what ‘honest’ meant. In Europe, they didn’t know what ’shortage’ meant. In China, they didn’t know what ‘opinion’ meant. In West Asia, they didn’t know what ‘please’ meant. And in the US, they didn’t know what ‘the rest of the world’ meant.
September 16, 2008 • 8:01 am 0
Sardarji English
A Sardarji had just come out of a Spoken English course which had promised to teach him speak english in 30 days.
Sardarji was very happy and wanted to start speaking english straight away. The evening, he along with his wife and son had to go to a party and the Sardarji decided that this is where he will start using his newly learnt language.
As he entered the party he met the host at the door and went onto it straight away.
“Hello Sir, How are you doing?” The Sardarji asked.
“Good, thank you”, the host replied.
The Sardarji began introducing his wife and son, “Sir, this is the Sardarni. This is my kid and she is my only kidni.”
The host fainted.
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September 8, 2008 • 3:43 pm 0
Peter’s Answers
Peter
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September 7, 2008 • 3:40 pm 1
A funny Olympics
Funny Olympics
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September 6, 2008 • 3:26 pm 0
Unique Question paper
Question paper set by a Sardarji
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