Every man should get married some time;
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!
–Anonymous
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Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
–Oscar Wilde
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Don’t marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
–Scottish Proverb
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I don’t worry about terrorism.
I was married for two years.
–Sam Kinison
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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly parted mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, ‘Why did u have to die? Why did you have to die?” The first man approached him and said, “Sir, I don’t wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain in is more than I’ve ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?”
The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied “My wife’s first husband.”
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