English at its best

Spoken english produces very funny jokes, especially when an Indian with little knowledge of english delivers it. All indian languages are spoken the way it is written. So the attempt by a person who knows no english is to translate the exact words as it is spoken in the Indian language, into English and this creates humor.

A few such instances -

Once the Principal was very annoyed at a few boys who were seen bird-watching at the front of the girls hostel. When these guys cam back to the college, the Principal said, “No work you guys have. I saw u all yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette…?“

My Class teacher wanted to warn the class about the Principal who was on his regular rounds of the colleges and said, “shhh… quiet… the principal is revolving around college“.

The most funniest was when a few monkeys found refuge on the trees around the school. The entire class was busy looking out of the window at these monkeys. The Class teacher, annoyed at this said, “Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am in the class?“

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Examination excuse backfired

One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night And Didn’t Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day. In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test. So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they will be ready by that time.

On the third day they appeared before the Dean.

The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test.

They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.

The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.

Q.1. Your Name…………………….( 2 MARKS )

Q.2. Which tyre burst ?……………( 98 MARKS )
a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right …..!!!

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