A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane
When the stranger turned to her and said, ‘Let’s talk. I’ve heard that
flights go quicker if you strike
up a conversation with your fellow passenger.’
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and
said to the stranger,
‘What would you like to talk about?’
‘Oh, I don’t know,’ said the stranger. ‘How about nuclear power?’ and he smiles.
‘OK, ‘ she said. ‘That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask
you a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer
excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a
horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?’
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence,
thinks about it and says, ‘Hmmm, I have no idea.’
To which the little girl replies, ‘Do you really feel qualified to
discuss nuclear power when you don’t know shit?’
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