A Spoilt party

A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going.
So he took his costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party.

As her husband didn’t know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice “chick” he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss his wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his dance partner high and dry and devoted his time to her.

She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After more drinks, finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat.

Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and she was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. “Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you’re not there.”
Then she asked “Did you dance much?” He replied, “I’ll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I Got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening.

“You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!” she said with unashamed sarcasm.

To which the husband replied, “Actually, I gave my costume to my Peon, apparently he had the time of his life.

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A Birthday message

A man wants to celebrate his wife’s Birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake.

The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.

Well he thinks for a while and says:

Let’s put, “you are not getting older you are getting better”.

The salesman asks, “How do you want me to put it?”

The man says, Well put “You are not getting older”, at the top and “! You are getting better” at the bottom.

The real fun didn’t start until the cake was opened the entire party watched the message decorated on the cake:

“You are not getting older at the top, you are getting better at the bottom”.

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Marriage Party

We were invited for this reception of one of our colleagues and the party was a very well arranged one. Since we happened to drop in early and we had enough time before the party could begin, we thought that we would take a stroll and come back before the party begins.

We here included 5 of my colleagues and our boss. The boss had come in with his family which included a 7 year old son. he like every obedient son would not leave his father alone and would stay with us.

As we walked on the pavement outside the banquet hall, the son of the boss led our way, his hands tied behind him, very obedient and silent.

As we walked, my boss said, “You know.I should say one thing. The chicken at marriages are real tasty and you would never find such tasty chicked even in the most expensive restaurants”.

The 4 of us nodded our head in agreement.

Suddenly the son of the boss spoke. “Yes, that is true. No wonder why it is so.Because the chicken at marriages come free of cost”.

The boss was dumb folded.

We were in a state, not knowing whether to laugh or, not.

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