September 16, 2008 • 8:01 am
A Sardarji had just come out of a Spoken English course which had promised to teach him speak english in 30 days.
Sardarji was very happy and wanted to start speaking english straight away. The evening, he along with his wife and son had to go to a party and the Sardarji decided that this is where he will start using his newly learnt language.
As he entered the party he met the host at the door and went onto it straight away.
“Hello Sir, How are you doing?” The Sardarji asked.
“Good, thank you”, the host replied.
The Sardarji began introducing his wife and son, “Sir, this is the Sardarni. This is my kid and she is my only kidni.”
The host fainted.
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September 6, 2008 • 3:26 pm
Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye IDIOT_ _ _ IT IS EVERY YEAR.
Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
On a political rally sardar was arrested. Why???
A woman journalist walking with a badge with “PRESS” written on it and He did it..
When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, he saw the driver adjusting the rear view mirror. Sardar shouted, “You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive”.
Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
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A Sardarji was doing an experiment with a cockroach, first he cut it’s one leg and said “WALK”.
The unfortunate Cockroach walked.
Then he cut it’s second leg and told the same.
The Cockroach walked again.
Then he cut the third leg and did the same.
At last he cut it’s fourth leg and ordered it to walk!
But cockroach didn’t walk.
The sardarji ran out of his house yelling, “Eureka, Eureka, I found it. If we cut a cockroach’s four legs, it becomes deaf”.
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December 28, 2007 • 1:17 am
This was the wish of a Sardar,
“When I die, I want to die like my Grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep and not, screaming like all d passengers in d car he was Driving.. “
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December 27, 2007 • 11:41 pm
A friend came to meet a sardarji,
He knocked at the door, and was surprised to see the Sardarji open the door tsark naked.
“Come on friend, aren’t you ashamed. Why don’t you wear something”, said the friend.
The sardarji ran back into the bathroom and came back wearing his slippers.
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October 21, 2007 • 1:42 am
A sardar was admitted to the hospital as he injured his left hand in a mill wheel. His hand had to be amputated and people visitng him were sorry for him.
The nurse saw him and empathized and said, “Sardarji, I think you are lucky. God saved your natural hand, I mean your right hand.”
Sardarji was surprised.
There were a lot of relatives who visited him the whole day and all of them kept saying the same thing. Sardarji was annoyed.
When the last relative said the same thing, sardarji burst out.
“What is it that you guys are saying god saved my natural hand. It is not god but myself who saved my natural hand.” The relative was surprised. “How did you do that”.
The sardarji replied,”Actually it was my right hand that went into the machine. I very boldly pulled it out and fed my left hand into it as a replacement”.
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October 6, 2007 • 10:44 pm
The sardarji next door had a very obedient servant. Often he is seen doing weird things that his boss asks him to do.
It was raining cats and dogs that day. I was standing at my verandah (balcony) enjoying the rain. I suddenly heard the next door sardarji yelling.
Sardar: Ramu, where are you?
Servant : Coming, saab
The servant came running to the sardar who was standing in his balcony.
Sardar:Ramu, it is 10:00 AM, Go and water the plants.
Servant: (with a stunned look on his face) But saab it is raining heavily.
Sardar: You idiot. Do I have to tell you what to do and how to do things everytime. Take an umbrella and go and water the plants.
hahahahahaha
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