Spoken english produces very funny jokes, especially when an Indian with little knowledge of english delivers it. All indian languages are spoken the way it is written. So the attempt by a person who knows no english is to translate the exact words as it is spoken in the Indian language, into English and this creates humor.
A few such instances -
Once the Principal was very annoyed at a few boys who were seen bird-watching at the front of the girls hostel. When these guys cam back to the college, the Principal said, “No work you guys have. I saw u all yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette…?“
My Class teacher wanted to warn the class about the Principal who was on his regular rounds of the colleges and said, “shhh… quiet… the principal is revolving around college“.
The most funniest was when a few monkeys found refuge on the trees around the school. The entire class was busy looking out of the window at these monkeys. The Class teacher, annoyed at this said, “Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am in the class?“
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