Marriage Party

We were invited for this reception of one of our colleagues and the party was a very well arranged one. Since we happened to drop in early and we had enough time before the party could begin, we thought that we would take a stroll and come back before the party begins.

We here included 5 of my colleagues and our boss. The boss had come in with his family which included a 7 year old son. he like every obedient son would not leave his father alone and would stay with us.

As we walked on the pavement outside the banquet hall, the son of the boss led our way, his hands tied behind him, very obedient and silent.

As we walked, my boss said, “You know.I should say one thing. The chicken at marriages are real tasty and you would never find such tasty chicked even in the most expensive restaurants”.

The 4 of us nodded our head in agreement.

Suddenly the son of the boss spoke. “Yes, that is true. No wonder why it is so.Because the chicken at marriages come free of cost”.

The boss was dumb folded.

We were in a state, not knowing whether to laugh or, not.

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Tragedy in the lift

Our office was a five storey building with an express lift in it. I would often find myself running for the lift because the doors would just be closing as I approach it. I would normally run in and put my foot forward to prevent the doors from closing. My office was on the 5th floor and I parked my car in the 3rd basement. So it meant that I had to travel about 8 floors to reach my office on the 5th floor and waiting for the lift if I miss one is a pain, more so if the other lift is broke down.

That Tuesday was like normal and as I parked my car and moved to the lift I found the door closing. So i ran hard to reach the lift and the doors were almost closed. I saw that the other lift was down for maintenance and knew my last resort was to do what I was good at – showing my foot into the gap of the door.

I did it and the door stopped and gradually opened. As the door opened I found there were 2 passengers in the lift – my Operations Manager(my BOSS) and the AVP-Operations (his BOSS). They gave me a grim look as if asking what was I doing being in such a responsible position.

They got down at the 1st floor but couldn’t stop turning and giving me a sarcastic last look. As the door of the lift closed and it moved I felt that the express lift was a local train. Those 4 floors were the longest I had ever travelled.

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