September 16, 2008 • 8:01 am
A Sardarji had just come out of a Spoken English course which had promised to teach him speak english in 30 days.
Sardarji was very happy and wanted to start speaking english straight away. The evening, he along with his wife and son had to go to a party and the Sardarji decided that this is where he will start using his newly learnt language.
As he entered the party he met the host at the door and went onto it straight away.
“Hello Sir, How are you doing?” The Sardarji asked.
“Good, thank you”, the host replied.
The Sardarji began introducing his wife and son, “Sir, this is the Sardarni. This is my kid and she is my only kidni.”
The host fainted.
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Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye IDIOT_ _ _ IT IS EVERY YEAR.
Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
On a political rally sardar was arrested. Why???
A woman journalist walking with a badge with “PRESS” written on it and He did it..
When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, he saw the driver adjusting the rear view mirror. Sardar shouted, “You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive”.
Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
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September 18, 2007 • 11:30 pm
I had just walked into the city of New York a day before and was tired of the entire day’s work. SO I walked into this bar and ordered a drink. While I was sipping through it, I found this confused sardarji walking upto the bar tender.
The Man on his right said “Johny Walker single”.
The Man on his left said “Peter Scotch single”.
The Sardarji smiled, nodded his head and said – “Baljith Singh Married”.
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